This years CES came and went, and with it brought the continual steady drum beat that is technological progress. This of course brings us that much closer to Apple launching Sky Net and using our Genius preference list to destroy the human race.
Because I put even less effort into things then there are people who read this blog (-0), here's the link to a much lazier site that actually went:
The biggest news was definitely the Palm Pre, a device that has finally made my Iphone look like a primitive cave man phone constructed of feces, shame, and more feces.
What makes the Pre so damn cool? It's just better than you, and to make matters worse, it's too humble to admit it. And you know you shouldn't, but that just makes you hate the bastard even more.
It also has an amazingly intuitive user interface that bridges the gap even more between personal computer and phone, along with a full keyboard and touch screen display.
The best part is undoubtedly the web browser; it is able to load full pages in a mere 10 seconds.
That officially makes the original Iphone look like a pile of three day old Chinese food on fire in the rain, with the 3G only looking slightly more appetising.
People who still use Apple's abortive attempt at cell phone technology are holding back the human race, as well as any other so called "smart phone."
In pure disgust of the travesty that has become may own communication device, I threw it into a clogged toilet that happened to be within three feet of my own toilet, and then urinated on it for good measure.
Then I realized that I don't have the currency for the Pre thanks to the wonderful state of our economy and my own lack of mental stability, so now I sit in the corner, writing this blog on my failure of a Blackberry. The smell isn't as bad as you think.
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